The year is 2004, the iPod Mini is all the rage, brad was cheating on Jen with Ange (thank heavens) and Kimmy K still hasn’t rooted that guy and filmed it. Britney Spears, fresh of the back of In The Zone looks at her people’s choice awards and says “that’s it guys, I’m hanging up my heels and focusing on me now”. “Wait brittaz!” Said the record exec, “haven’t you heard? You don’t have to do anything anymore! It’s called autotune - everyone’s doing it. Cher did it, t-pain’s doing it, sit back and let us look after you. You’ve still got 10 years left, easy!”
“Yeah right” she scoffed into her breakfast bagel, “I’d shave my head before that actually happens!”
And the rest, as they say, is pop history.